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My therapist knows about you tee

$33.99
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Let’s be honest… some people should feel honored they made it all the way to the therapist’s office.
And if you’re wearing this shirt? Yeah — they know who they are.
The “My Therapist Knows About You” tee is the perfect blend of sarcasm, self-awareness, and emotional maturity… or at least the attempt. Soft, lightweight, and dangerously comfortable, this unisex shirt is made for the over-thinkers, the healed-but-still-petty, the ones who journal AND ghost people, and everyone whose coping mechanisms now include merch.
Wear it to therapy.
Wear it to brunch.
Wear it to the family reunion they definitely caused.
It’s funny because it’s true.
It’s relatable because we’ve all got that person.
And it’s powerful because every purchase helps fund Angel Bed Scholarships — real rehab access for people who can’t afford treatment. So technically… this shirt is cheaper than therapy AND helps someone else heal. That’s what we call growth.

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? Product Specs
• 100% combed & ring-spun cotton (heathers contain polyester)
• Soft, lightweight premium fabric (4.2 oz/yd²)
• Unisex fit, flattering stretch, pre-shrunk
• Side-seamed, shoulder-taped
• Slightly sheer in lighter colors (don't blame us, blame physics)

Add to cart. Wear the shirt. Let them wonder what chapter they’re in.
And while you’re laughing… you just helped someone get into recovery.
Now THAT’S therapeutic. ??

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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