🧠 Hang On, Let Me Overthink This Sweater

Because some decisions take 2 seconds… and some take 47 mental simulations, 3 full spirals, and a 2am anxiety meeting with yourself.

This sweater is the official uniform of the overthinkers — the ones who analyze every text, replay every conversation, and solve problems that don’t even exist yet. Soft, sarcastic, and painfully accurate, it’s the cozy sweatshirt version of “I’ll get back to you in 4–6 business years.”

✅ Product Features

• Premium mid-weight cotton/poly blend — soft, warm, and built for real life

• Unisex fit — relaxed, true to size, perfect for layering

• High-quality print (or embroidery option) that won’t fade or crack

• Sizes S–3XL (or your size range) & multiple color options

• Machine-wash safe, anxiety-proof, overthinking-compatible

• Every purchase funds our Angel Bed Recovery Scholarship Program

💬 Who It’s Made For

✔ Professional overthinkers
✔ People who rehearse conversations before having them
✔ Those who need 3–5 business days to emotionally respond
✔ Introverts, anxious minds, therapy attendees, & mental health humor fans
✔ Anyone whose brain is always 17 tabs open, one frozen

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Product features
- Environmentally-friendly cotton for a vintage feel
- Seamless design to reduce waste
- Ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Shoulder tape for added stability
- Classic fit suitable for adults

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron